It’s Wedgie Wednesday, stuck right between the week’s cheeks.
Our show began today with a huge scientific announcement: we’ve found water on Mars! That’s a pretty cool announcement, but just in case you’re having trouble grasping the enormity of the discovery, we gave you some examples of what that water could be used for, like wet t-shirt contests, topless car washes, and bottling and monetizing an otherwise free commodity!
Next up, we kept with the Mars theme and showed off our latest #WedgieWednesday opus, based on the new Matt Damon film “The Martian.” That whole water-finding thing is great press for the movie, actually.
After that, we brought in our first guest for the hour, Brian Wallos, creator of Bench Warmer cards. If you don’t happen to know what Bench Warmer’s all about, we’ll distill it for you: sexy model trading cards. Our very own Andrea Lowell has a few of her own, and if he plays his cards right, Dan might get his own, too.
We brought our girls in to test Brian’s knowledge of Playboy, in our Hefardy game. Our girls know their stuff, and proved that they’re no push-overs here. It’s trivia, but that doesn’t mean it’s trivial.
After a quick break, we brought in our next guests, Grammy Award-Winning R&B group All-4-One! The guys came in to talk about their new album “Twenty +,” and about how they found a new audience in Southeast Asia. Also, after hearing about how they wingman for their bandmates, and all the baby-making music they’ve put our over the years… we’re pretty sure they’re to blame for all the traffic these days.
To close out the show, we played a special “I Swear” version of Truth or Bare, where our models had to “swear” that what was said in a story happened to them, in honor of the most popular song of All-4-One. We swear that we’ll be back tomorrow!