Archive for October, 2015

Thursday 10/29/15

Posted in Uncategorized on October 30, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

Happy Halloween from everybody here at the Playboy Morning Show! Go forth and get scary sexy!


To start things off, we celebrated the culmination of our Halloween Costume Countdown with four costumes all at once! If something even slightly resembling the hotness of our girls arrives at your front door this year, give them all the candy you have.

After that, we checked out the football weekend ahead with some Lick ’em, Stick ’em, and Pick ’em, Halloween edition. That just means pumpkins take the place of footballs, which is something we really wish the NFL would give a try. It’d be so much more festive, you know?

After that, we welcomed in indie-rock band The Mowgli’s, whose new song benefiting refugees, “Room For All of Us,” is out now. Buy it now, for a good cause. We even managed to make room for all of the Mowgli’s on our couch, which was a feat in and of itself. If we can do it, so can you!

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The Mowgli’s are all about good vibes, and with Halloween over the weekend, there’s no better time than now to shake off that bad juju. Our girls came in to play Haunted Hotties, where they sexily shook off the ghouls, ghosts, and drunken Instagram DM’s that plague every October 31st.

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After a quick break, we brought in three spook-tacular guests: Jeffrey Reddick, writer of the “Final Destination” franchise, Lisa Wilcox, star of “Nightmare on Elm Street” films 4 and 5, and Kelli Maroney, star of cult classics “Chopping Mall,” and “Night of the Comet.” We’ve got some spooky royalty here in the studio with us and it feels so good. We wish Halloween was every year.

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To close out the show, we had our girls throw together some evil movie villain costumes and do their best to scare our guests and hosts. Something about hot naked girls in weird masks makes us feel all… strange inside. Exactly what Halloween should feel like!

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Wednesday 10/28/15

Posted in Uncategorized on October 28, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s nearly Halloween and we’re already getting spooky sexy… Send us candy!


Speaking of Halloween, today’s Costume Countdown entry was brought to us by Sherra, who showed us that you don’t really need a lot of fabric to get your point across. Sometimes all it takes is a little hint, a lot of skin, and the imagination can run wild.

After that, we chatted with Mr. Skin on the phone, and he brought some fresh celebrity nudity to our attention, as he has been known to do. Don’t ever change, Skin.

We then welcomed in comedian Lachlan Patterson, and he talked with us about being a handsome comic, and about how it sucks when friends come to his shows and sit right in the front row. We like our friends to hang out in the shadows too.

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Since Lachlan is such a nice guy, we decided to make him be mean in our Mean Memes segment, where everybody got in on the fun of making fun of other people. Even our producer Marc got picked on, proving that no one is ever safe, ever.


We took a quick break and then welcomed in Matt Iseman, comedian and host of “American Ninja Warrior.” We talked to Matt about the success of the show, if he would ever go back to being a practicing doctor, and about how much he can bench (315… not bad).

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To close out the show, we played American Skinja Warrior, where our models leapt, crept, and shadow-jitsu’ed their way through our obstacle course, before planting a shurikin in our wheel of numbers. Hot girls would make great ninjas if you think about it.

Tuesday 10/27/15

Posted in Uncategorized on October 27, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

Well helloooo there! Care to check out a Playboy Morning Show?

We started off with yet another Halloween Costume as we count down the minutes until strangers will give us candy. Today, Janel showed off her Maleficent costume, and channeled all that Jolie sexiness that comes along with it. Whether you put on stilts and draw on some absurdly high cheekbones is really your choice to make.

After that, we ran you through some good advice in our How Not to Die Alone segment, where our models did their best to give a PSA against acting like a jackass. Like, from the TV show. Dangerous stunts where you inevitably hurt yourself never impress women, unless you’re Evel Knievel.

We then spoke via Skype with Randy Leslein, inventor of the Chambong, a device that allows you to shoot champagne into your mouth and still look “classy as fuck” while doing it. It’s the sure-fire way to make sure you’re the envy of the entire wedding party!

To honor this feat of human achievement, we had our models do their best to team up and get small marbles into a champagne flute using a beer bong. It’s a lot tougher, and only proves that this invention is more than necessary.

After a quick break, we brought in our next guest, voice actor Brendon Small from Adult Swim’s “Metalocalypse.” Brendon’s trying his best to get this beloved death metal show the final season it deserves, and you can help! Check out and make your voice heard. Good luck spelling Metalocalypse right on the first try.

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To close out the show, our girls showed their activist side by making protest signs, chanting slogans, and talking out of getting arrested. If you ever find yourself part of a picket line, follow this advice: be sexy.


Monday 10/26/15

Posted in Uncategorized on October 26, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s time to kick-start the week. Boogity boogity boogity, it’s the Playboy Morning Show.

Halloween is this weekend! If you don’t have a costume, don’t be scared, Rachel Love is here to show you that you can be legally generic superheroes without the threat of teams of lawyers descending upon you from on high. Hey, if you really wanna scare someone, go as a lawyer!

Next up, we checked out some Lick ’em, Stick ’em, and Pick ’em results, and Andrea is ready to throw in the towel on this season. Dan convinced her to wipe the slate clean at the end of this week, and do the second half of the season from scratch. If only regular football teams could do the same, am I right, bad teams?

After that, we made up some new euphemisms in our If You Know What I Mean segment, where our models showed off their linguistics skills and dropped some fresh slang on us. Their wordsmithing will really shake your spear, if you know what I mean.

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We then took a look at some cave drawings that experts now say were mostly done by women! Cavewomen! We happened to have some sexy cavewomen waiting in the wings to show us their art skills, and then we judged how well they depicted what they did over the weekend. Ugg like sexy ladies.

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After a quick break, we welcomed in our guest for the show, DJ and music producer Chris Lake, whose new song “Stranger” is out on his SoundCloud. He’s also performing at Hard’s Day of the Dead right here in LA over Halloween weekend, if you want to check out some EDM while you trick or treat.

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To close out the show, we played Rave Review, where our models dressed up as hot raver girls and showed off their outfits, gave each other massages, and danced the night away. When the lights are low, anything glows!

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Thursday 10/22/15

Posted in Uncategorized on October 22, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Thirsty Thursday, let’s get drunk! It may or may not be 5 o’clock somewhere, but it doesn’t really matter.

We started off by looking to the weekend (as I’m sure you might be doing as well), with some football picks. We had Andrea Lick ’em, Stick ’em, and Pick ’em, but whether you heed her tittie’s advice is your mistake to make! Make it wisely.

We continued in our never-ceasing march toward Halloween with our Costume Countdown. Today, Evey Snow came in and showed off her purr-fect cheetah costume. This costume is definitely paws-on.

Next up, we talked via Skype with Daniel Morvec, inventor of the Pizza Pouch Necklace. If you’ve ever been walking around and really wanted one slice of pizza, now your life will get infinitely better, as you can always carry a spare right around your neck. It’ll make you a hit at parties, if only for your pizza-y scent.

In honor of this feat of human achievement, we tried our hand at inventing, with our Launch-erie, a slingshot made of panties and hopes and dreams. We tried to shoot pizza toppings onto a giant pizza, with little success, which means we’ll probably just stick with what we know: nudity.

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After a quick break, we checked out a new series that’s going up on our YouTube channel, that you can check out right here. It’s an out-of-studio Howe-To with the Howe Twins, and we won’t spoil it for you, just go check it out and learn a thing or two.

We then brought in our guest, Ryan Devlin, host of the MTV show “Are You The One?” The show airs Wednesdays at 10/9c and it features MTV’s biggest cash prize ever! If that’s not enough to draw you in, maybe Ryan’s no-nonsense hosting style will get you involved. It’s about time a reality host told it like it is.


To close out the show, we played Mammory, a memory game that features sex positions. It’s the only sure-fire way to not remember a single thing!

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Wednesday 10/21/15

Posted in Uncategorized on October 21, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

What up party people! It’s time for the Playboy Morning Show, the only way to start your day with a bang.

It all got goin’ this morning with a fresh costume for our Halloween Costume Countdown. Today, Lauryn showed off her Mother Nature outfit, turning it into a MNILF.

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After that, we celebrated our College Issue of the magazine with a little lesson in thermodynamics… Just kidding! We played some Rear Pong, the only way to procrastinate, compete, and get wasted all at the same time. You can study once you graduate!

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We then checked out the latest in our #WedgieWendesday series, and it’s becoming quite a little opus, what with a fresh video every week. Today’s “Saw”-themed wedgie video will spook you in all the right ways.

Then, we welcomed in our first guest of the hour, actor Michael Shannon, who came in to talk about his new film “99 Homes,” which he stars in opposite Andrew Garfield. Michael chatted with us about putting a face to the housing crisis of 2008, and answered some questions about Playboy in our 4 More Things segment.

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After a quick break, we brought in our next guests, YouTubers Mike Capes and Mikey Bolts from the web series “Life Hacks.” Ever wanted to get into an amusement park free of charge? Of course you have! Check out their videos for an answer to that and much more.

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To close out the show, our models came in to help us do some Hacking Off, where they created new hacks from props they found strewn about the studio. They may not look useful, but these hackable inventions may end up saving you loads of time per day. Like, full minutes!


Tuesday 10/20/15

Posted in Uncategorized on October 20, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

Dude! What’s up? The Playboy Morning Show, that’s what.

Our show got momentum early, as we started off with a fresh Halloween Costume as part of our countdown to the 31st. Today, Gabrielle showed off a subtle “summer gal” look, that probably works better here in LA than somewhere where actual weather is a thing.

After that, we briefly checked out the results from Monday Night Football, and both Dan and Andrea played it right! There’s still hope for their gambling debts to even out!

After that, we had a special Tuesday edition of the Mr. Skin minute, with an even special-er surprise: Mr. Skin is here with us in the Mini Mansion for the first time ever!! This is big news people, especially if you like nude people. We chatted with Mr. Skin about the minute in the flesh, and got the details on a couple specials he’s taping for PlayboyTV that will air in December. Better keep it on in the background ’til then, just to be safe.


While Skin was in studio with us, we played a fun zoom-out game called Boobies, Bush, or Butt, which has an explanation right in the title. Our models put their heads together and tried to take on the king of recognizing nudity himself. It was a showdown for the ages.


After a quick break, we welcomed in Jen and Sylvia Soska, hosts of GSN’s newest horror-inspired game show “Hellevator,” which airs starting tomorrow (Oct. 21st) at 8/7C. If you don’t like gooping guts and frightful freakouts, then maybe don’t watch this. Also, hide under a rock until Halloween is over.

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To close out the show, our girls were given some instructions from a creepy doll, and then Jen and Sylvia decided which model’s story left the most to be desired. That model, unfortunately didn’t make it out of this game alive… Until the very end where they were all miraculously brought back to life. Our horror show always gives happy endings.

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