It’s Thirsty Thursday, let’s get drunk! It may or may not be 5 o’clock somewhere, but it doesn’t really matter.
We started off by looking to the weekend (as I’m sure you might be doing as well), with some football picks. We had Andrea Lick ’em, Stick ’em, and Pick ’em, but whether you heed her tittie’s advice is your mistake to make! Make it wisely.
We continued in our never-ceasing march toward Halloween with our Costume Countdown. Today, Evey Snow came in and showed off her purr-fect cheetah costume. This costume is definitely paws-on.
Next up, we talked via Skype with Daniel Morvec, inventor of the Pizza Pouch Necklace. If you’ve ever been walking around and really wanted one slice of pizza, now your life will get infinitely better, as you can always carry a spare right around your neck. It’ll make you a hit at parties, if only for your pizza-y scent.
In honor of this feat of human achievement, we tried our hand at inventing, with our Launch-erie, a slingshot made of panties and hopes and dreams. We tried to shoot pizza toppings onto a giant pizza, with little success, which means we’ll probably just stick with what we know: nudity.
After a quick break, we checked out a new series that’s going up on our YouTube channel, that you can check out right here. It’s an out-of-studio Howe-To with the Howe Twins, and we won’t spoil it for you, just go check it out and learn a thing or two.
We then brought in our guest, Ryan Devlin, host of the MTV show “Are You The One?” The show airs Wednesdays at 10/9c and it features MTV’s biggest cash prize ever! If that’s not enough to draw you in, maybe Ryan’s no-nonsense hosting style will get you involved. It’s about time a reality host told it like it is.
To close out the show, we played Mammory, a memory game that features sex positions. It’s the only sure-fire way to not remember a single thing!