Monday 10/26/15

It’s time to kick-start the week. Boogity boogity boogity, it’s the Playboy Morning Show.

Halloween is this weekend! If you don’t have a costume, don’t be scared, Rachel Love is here to show you that you can be legally generic superheroes without the threat of teams of lawyers descending upon you from on high. Hey, if you really wanna scare someone, go as a lawyer!

Next up, we checked out some Lick ’em, Stick ’em, and Pick ’em results, and Andrea is ready to throw in the towel on this season. Dan convinced her to wipe the slate clean at the end of this week, and do the second half of the season from scratch. If only regular football teams could do the same, am I right, bad teams?

After that, we made up some new euphemisms in our If You Know What I Mean segment, where our models showed off their linguistics skills and dropped some fresh slang on us. Their wordsmithing will really shake your spear, if you know what I mean.

We then took a look at some cave drawings that experts now say were mostly done by women! Cavewomen! We happened to have some sexy cavewomen waiting in the wings to show us their art skills, and then we judged how well they depicted what they did over the weekend. Ugg like sexy ladies.

After a quick break, we welcomed in our guest for the show, DJ and music producer Chris Lake, whose new song “Stranger” is out on his SoundCloud. He’s also performing at Hard’s Day of the Dead right here in LA over Halloween weekend, if you want to check out some EDM while you trick or treat.

To close out the show, we played Rave Review, where our models dressed up as hot raver girls and showed off their outfits, gave each other massages, and danced the night away. When the lights are low, anything glows!