Hey there, ho there, Morning Show faithful! As a reward for reading our blog, you can have the rest of the day off. Just show your boss this webpage and then waltz out the door.
We started this here show off today by checking out a Morning Show neighborhood known as Libido Lane. This sleepy little stretch of suburbia exists in a realm where sex toys are currency, and everything is working and looking fine. Even the criminals!
After that, we talked “Masters of Sex” and “Game of Thrones” with Mr. Skin, including some of the celebrities that he’s looking forward to seeing nude in theaters later this year. We have a lot to be hopeful for, but until then, check out Skin’s website for some celebs you may not know have already gone clothes-less. It may save you some waiting time.
Next, we brought in Cyber Girl of the Year 2015 Khloe Terae and Cyber Girl of the Month for March 2014 (and Cyber Girl of the Year runner-up) Stefanie Knight! These ladies sure deserve all the accolades bestowed upon them, and sure do appreciate all of your votes. We’re not sure what they’re putting in the water up there in Canada, but it sure makes us want to move up north, eh?
We took a quick break and then ran through some Dick Pics, where we caption photos with near-dick objects in them. This was all in honor of “Wanksy,” the street artist who literally spray paints the street… with dicks. But it’s for a good cause: he tags open potholes so that the city HAS to fill them in. It’s actually a pretty genius idea.
To close out the show, we honored our moms with a sexy MILF Day fashion show, featuring sex-ifications of different mom tropes, like discipline, mom jeans, and breakfast in bed. Don’t forget to call your mom this weekend, or you’ll never hear the end of it.