We had another Playboy Morning Show hot ‘n ready for you when you woke up. Aren’t we just the best?
This here show got a-goin’ by checking out a recent ranking of the sexiest names for men and women to have. We’re sensing a little cultural bias on this list (but honestly, the beauty of nomenclature is in the mouth of the beholder), so we decided to test it out ourselves on a random sample of our hot models. We know our girls are physically hot, but who do you think has the hotter name: Amy, Erika, or Drew?
After that, we dusted off our ol’ mailbox and checked some Fe-Mails from you, the audience. Thanks to you, we also dusted off our ol’ Gratuitous Nudity Button and got to see some brief naked hi-jinx. We should bring that thing out more often.
Next, we brought in our good friend and funny guy Brad Williams. Brad brought us up to speed on how his life is going and if he’d had any more crazy sexual encounters since we last heard about the woman who told him to give it to her like Knowshon Moreno. Surprisingly, he delivered.
In honor of Brad and his super-successful podcast, “About Last Night” we played a game of the same name. No points for creativity on our end on that one. But! It was still an awesome game where we got to guess what each of our models did during their last sexual encounter, based on a series of three hints. It’s like a game of Clue, but slightly sexier. Clue is, admittedly, already pretty sexy.
We took a short break and then check in with the results of our Playboy Poll: Amy came in first with 66%, Erika in second with 33% and Drew (appropriately) brought up the rear with 1%. But hey, what’s in a name anyway?
We then welcomed in rapper and artist Mickey Avalon, who showed off the painting he did of our girl Lauryn during the show. Pretty amazing, considering he did it in like seven minutes. Mickey talked about his musical journey and his craziest touring experiences, like the time he had to fight a fan onstage. Actually that happened a couple times.
To close out the show we played a game called Wrap Her Up, wherein our girls teamed up to create the best saran wrap dresses out of nothing but clingy plastic wrap and a random assortment of props. Turns out, you CAN make a dress out of literally everything. This game just proved that.