Tuesday 10/27/15

Posted in Uncategorized on October 27, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

Well helloooo there! Care to check out a Playboy Morning Show?

We started off with yet another Halloween Costume as we count down the minutes until strangers will give us candy. Today, Janel showed off her Maleficent costume, and channeled all that Jolie sexiness that comes along with it. Whether you put on stilts and draw on some absurdly high cheekbones is really your choice to make.

After that, we ran you through some good advice in our How Not to Die Alone segment, where our models did their best to give a PSA against acting like a jackass. Like, from the TV show. Dangerous stunts where you inevitably hurt yourself never impress women, unless you’re Evel Knievel.

We then spoke via Skype with Randy Leslein, inventor of the Chambong, a device that allows you to shoot champagne into your mouth and still look “classy as fuck” while doing it. It’s the sure-fire way to make sure you’re the envy of the entire wedding party!

To honor this feat of human achievement, we had our models do their best to team up and get small marbles into a champagne flute using a beer bong. It’s a lot tougher, and only proves that this invention is more than necessary.

After a quick break, we brought in our next guest, voice actor Brendon Small from Adult Swim’s “Metalocalypse.” Brendon’s trying his best to get this beloved death metal show the final season it deserves, and you can help! Check out MetalocalypseNow.com and make your voice heard. Good luck spelling Metalocalypse right on the first try.

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To close out the show, our girls showed their activist side by making protest signs, chanting slogans, and talking out of getting arrested. If you ever find yourself part of a picket line, follow this advice: be sexy.


Monday 10/26/15

Posted in Uncategorized on October 26, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s time to kick-start the week. Boogity boogity boogity, it’s the Playboy Morning Show.

Halloween is this weekend! If you don’t have a costume, don’t be scared, Rachel Love is here to show you that you can be legally generic superheroes without the threat of teams of lawyers descending upon you from on high. Hey, if you really wanna scare someone, go as a lawyer!

Next up, we checked out some Lick ’em, Stick ’em, and Pick ’em results, and Andrea is ready to throw in the towel on this season. Dan convinced her to wipe the slate clean at the end of this week, and do the second half of the season from scratch. If only regular football teams could do the same, am I right, bad teams?

After that, we made up some new euphemisms in our If You Know What I Mean segment, where our models showed off their linguistics skills and dropped some fresh slang on us. Their wordsmithing will really shake your spear, if you know what I mean.

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We then took a look at some cave drawings that experts now say were mostly done by women! Cavewomen! We happened to have some sexy cavewomen waiting in the wings to show us their art skills, and then we judged how well they depicted what they did over the weekend. Ugg like sexy ladies.

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After a quick break, we welcomed in our guest for the show, DJ and music producer Chris Lake, whose new song “Stranger” is out on his SoundCloud. He’s also performing at Hard’s Day of the Dead right here in LA over Halloween weekend, if you want to check out some EDM while you trick or treat.

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To close out the show, we played Rave Review, where our models dressed up as hot raver girls and showed off their outfits, gave each other massages, and danced the night away. When the lights are low, anything glows!

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Thursday 10/22/15

Posted in Uncategorized on October 22, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Thirsty Thursday, let’s get drunk! It may or may not be 5 o’clock somewhere, but it doesn’t really matter.

We started off by looking to the weekend (as I’m sure you might be doing as well), with some football picks. We had Andrea Lick ’em, Stick ’em, and Pick ’em, but whether you heed her tittie’s advice is your mistake to make! Make it wisely.

We continued in our never-ceasing march toward Halloween with our Costume Countdown. Today, Evey Snow came in and showed off her purr-fect cheetah costume. This costume is definitely paws-on.

Next up, we talked via Skype with Daniel Morvec, inventor of the Pizza Pouch Necklace. If you’ve ever been walking around and really wanted one slice of pizza, now your life will get infinitely better, as you can always carry a spare right around your neck. It’ll make you a hit at parties, if only for your pizza-y scent.

In honor of this feat of human achievement, we tried our hand at inventing, with our Launch-erie, a slingshot made of panties and hopes and dreams. We tried to shoot pizza toppings onto a giant pizza, with little success, which means we’ll probably just stick with what we know: nudity.

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After a quick break, we checked out a new series that’s going up on our YouTube channel, that you can check out right here. It’s an out-of-studio Howe-To with the Howe Twins, and we won’t spoil it for you, just go check it out and learn a thing or two.

We then brought in our guest, Ryan Devlin, host of the MTV show “Are You The One?” The show airs Wednesdays at 10/9c and it features MTV’s biggest cash prize ever! If that’s not enough to draw you in, maybe Ryan’s no-nonsense hosting style will get you involved. It’s about time a reality host told it like it is.


To close out the show, we played Mammory, a memory game that features sex positions. It’s the only sure-fire way to not remember a single thing!

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Wednesday 10/21/15

Posted in Uncategorized on October 21, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

What up party people! It’s time for the Playboy Morning Show, the only way to start your day with a bang.

It all got goin’ this morning with a fresh costume for our Halloween Costume Countdown. Today, Lauryn showed off her Mother Nature outfit, turning it into a MNILF.

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After that, we celebrated our College Issue of the magazine with a little lesson in thermodynamics… Just kidding! We played some Rear Pong, the only way to procrastinate, compete, and get wasted all at the same time. You can study once you graduate!

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We then checked out the latest in our #WedgieWendesday series, and it’s becoming quite a little opus, what with a fresh video every week. Today’s “Saw”-themed wedgie video will spook you in all the right ways.

Then, we welcomed in our first guest of the hour, actor Michael Shannon, who came in to talk about his new film “99 Homes,” which he stars in opposite Andrew Garfield. Michael chatted with us about putting a face to the housing crisis of 2008, and answered some questions about Playboy in our 4 More Things segment.

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After a quick break, we brought in our next guests, YouTubers Mike Capes and Mikey Bolts from the web series “Life Hacks.” Ever wanted to get into an amusement park free of charge? Of course you have! Check out their videos for an answer to that and much more.

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To close out the show, our models came in to help us do some Hacking Off, where they created new hacks from props they found strewn about the studio. They may not look useful, but these hackable inventions may end up saving you loads of time per day. Like, full minutes!


Tuesday 10/20/15

Posted in Uncategorized on October 20, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

Dude! What’s up? The Playboy Morning Show, that’s what.

Our show got momentum early, as we started off with a fresh Halloween Costume as part of our countdown to the 31st. Today, Gabrielle showed off a subtle “summer gal” look, that probably works better here in LA than somewhere where actual weather is a thing.

After that, we briefly checked out the results from Monday Night Football, and both Dan and Andrea played it right! There’s still hope for their gambling debts to even out!

After that, we had a special Tuesday edition of the Mr. Skin minute, with an even special-er surprise: Mr. Skin is here with us in the Mini Mansion for the first time ever!! This is big news people, especially if you like nude people. We chatted with Mr. Skin about the minute in the flesh, and got the details on a couple specials he’s taping for PlayboyTV that will air in December. Better keep it on in the background ’til then, just to be safe.


While Skin was in studio with us, we played a fun zoom-out game called Boobies, Bush, or Butt, which has an explanation right in the title. Our models put their heads together and tried to take on the king of recognizing nudity himself. It was a showdown for the ages.


After a quick break, we welcomed in Jen and Sylvia Soska, hosts of GSN’s newest horror-inspired game show “Hellevator,” which airs starting tomorrow (Oct. 21st) at 8/7C. If you don’t like gooping guts and frightful freakouts, then maybe don’t watch this. Also, hide under a rock until Halloween is over.

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To close out the show, our girls were given some instructions from a creepy doll, and then Jen and Sylvia decided which model’s story left the most to be desired. That model, unfortunately didn’t make it out of this game alive… Until the very end where they were all miraculously brought back to life. Our horror show always gives happy endings.

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Monday 10/19/15

Posted in Uncategorized on October 19, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

‘Happy Monday’ is not an oxymoron here in the Mini Mansion, we can turn that new week frown upside down.

We started things off with a look back on yesterday’s gridiron action, and checked out how Andrea and Dan did with their picks. Dan is getting a healthy lead picking with his head, but Andrea had a fine showing with her boobs as well. Odds are, the boobs are your favorite.

After that, we checked out a new installment for our Halloween Costume Countdown, today with Carlotta’s native American turquoise two-piece. It’ll make you feel like you’re in New Mexico.

We then welcomed in our guest, author Neil Strauss, whose book “The Truth: An Uncomfortable Book About Relationships” is out on bookshelves and internet shelves now! Neil talked with us about the nature of relationships and how our own personal experiences influence our own hang-ups.

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After a quick break, we brought our girls in to sit on the couch and talk about their feelings on open relationships and what that says about their personalities.

To close out the show, we played Skeletons in the Closet, in celebration of Neil’s recent turn to the world of monogamy. Our girls whacked some skeletons as they popped out from the closet in a whack-a-mole-style game and then got some prizes based on how they did. It’s like a spooky carnival up in here!

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Thursday 10/15/15

Posted in Uncategorized on October 15, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Thirsty Thursday here in the Mini Mansion. Bottoms up!

We started the show today by picking some football games, starting with the match-up tonight, and select games on Sunday. Hopefully we don’t fill up on guac like last weekend.

Mr. Skin gave us a phone call to talk about the best and breast celebrity nudes circulating the collective unconscious this week. Big naturals are on the mind, apparently, and you won’t hear any complaining from us. Keep it up, famous ladies.

We then brought in Dr. Ashkan Ghavami, plastic surgeon extraordinaire, who showed off some of his handiwork with the help of the beautiful Stephany. That’s a bottom-up worthy of Thirsty Thursday.

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While the good Doctor was in studio with us, our girls crafted some of their ideal body parts out of clay, and showed them off. Call it a wish list, if you will. Christmas is right around the corner, after all.

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We took a short break and then came back to check out yet another Halloween Costume for you to forget about until the last minute like you do every year. Today, Samantha showed off her sexy kitty cat costume, which is making us feel strange things about felines.

We then welcomed in our next guest, rock guitarist Billy Morrison, whose new solo album “God Shaped Hole” drops October 23rd. Be sure to check it out, and make sure there’s no breakable glass anywhere near you when you powerslide.

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To close out the show, our fine models showed off their musical sides by thrashing down on some guitar chords, and doing their best to make a shredding face (with the help of some sour fruit and candy). Rock on, girls. Rock on.

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