Monday 7/7/14

The Playboy Morning Show is back after a week-long hiatus to help get you through a patriotically hungover Monday. Let’s do this.

We started the show today with the first of many excerpts from Jenny Mollen’s new book, “I Like You Just the Way I Am.” Jenny’s gonna be on the show a little later, and we’ll get to talk to her about some of these crazy quotations.

After that, we checked out a video that featured women looking at their vaginas for the first time. We’re down with that, but we couldn’t really see what was going on, and decided to make our very own “Ass Booth” where our models could check out their backsides. We improved on the booth’s design by only giving it three walls.

Next, it was time for a new segment we’re calling Massage Mondays. We can’t think of a better way to start the week than lathering up with some awesome Nuru Massage Gel from Wet. These pictures speak louder than any words ever could, so… enjoy:

 

After that, we looked at a segment we filmed when Trey Songz was in studio with us called “Guess Your Song Tit-le,” where our models silently acted out Trey’s song titles as he guessed. He’s got a pretty big catalog, but he knows his own stuff and actually did pretty well.

We took a short break and then welcomed in funnylady Jenny Mollen, whose new book “I Like You Just the Way I Am” is on the New York Times bestsellers list, and she’s super stoked about it. We read a few more quotes from her book and got the inside scoop about some of the craziest stories about her life.

To finish out the show, we played a quick game called “That’s My Tit!” We looked at pictures of all of our models (and Jenny) and they had to guess whose tit it was. Don’t forget to get to know your body, ya’ll. It could come in handy.