Tuesday 2/9/16

Posted in Uncategorized on February 9, 2016 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Fat Tuesday! Lent starts tomorrow, so cram in all the sin you can today!

We started off with a little Naughty Gras parade of our own, which featured our hot models strutting their stuff, Big Easy style. As is tradition, they flashed their boobs and were rewarded with beads. Why can’t all holidays be like this?

Our first guest for the hour was rapper Safaree, whose new album “It Is What It Is (Vol. 2)” is out now! Safaree talked about his love affair with motorcycles, and talked about his transition from producer to performer. We even brought in our model Cody, and the two of them talked bikes while those of us out of the loop tried to translate it.

In honor of Safaree’s single “Can’t Lie,” we played a game of the same name, where our sexy girls came in and told two truths and one lie. It was up to Safaree to suss out the lie, and if he did, the girls all had to lose clothing. Good thing these gals aren’t very good liars.

We took a short break and then came back to welcome in our next guest, actress Nadine Crocker, whose new film “Cabin Fever” comes out this Friday! Nadine dished about the nipple makeup she had to wear (5 hours in the makeup chair is no joke), and about how she and her co-star prepared for their sex scene: shot of whiskey and a high five… Nice!

To close out the show, we put our girls through the horror girl gauntlet in our Scream Queens game. Nadine started us off with a lively shrieked “Jeff!” and our models followed suit. I scream, you scream, we all scream for these queens.

Monday 2/8/16

Posted in Uncategorized on February 8, 2016 by Playboy Morning Show

The day after the Big Game is always a tough one, especially if you’re still partying like we are. It’s the Playboy Morning Show!

We started things off by awarding Andrea for correctly picking the winner of yesterday’s game, with a little topless trophy, which will make the perfect addition to her ample mantle.

Next up, we showed you how you can work off all those football snacks from yesterday, all while on the job! Chair stretches, waiting-for-the-printer squats, and desk push-ups. Get paid to get fit!

Our firsts guests for the hour were Nate Jones and Erin Stephens, co-founders of the Lil’ Lightning mini batteries. These cool little puppies can charge your phone, your camera, and even jump-start your car, all while being smaller than an average paperback book. Pretty neat, especially if you’re lost in the wilderness and would like to be rescued.

In our game You Complete Me, the girls came in and played tried to complete the circuit on the floor, based on what our wheel landed on. It was a tangled-up mess, which shows how much we actually know about electricity.

After a quick break, we welcomed in Adam Cayton-Holland, Ben Roy, and Andrew Overdahl, stars of the new TRU TV show “Those Who Can’t.” The guys talked about getting their start doing improv, sketch, and stand-up together as the Grawlix comedy troupe, and how it feels to have their football team win the Big Game and come hang out in the Mini Mansion the day after. Answer: pretty sweet.

To close out the show, we had a little Show and Tell, where our girls came up with words to complete sentences and the guys had to try and match their answers. Too bad we didn’t have time for the oral exam.

Thursday 2/4/16

Posted in Uncategorized on February 4, 2016 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s the annual Boobie Bowl here on the Playboy Morning Show! Come check out the battle between the Panties and the Bra-n-co’s.

We started things off by looking at football through the ages… before immediately scrapping that for something way more interesting: looking at our sexy football ladies through a hole we made in a wall. Both are equally educational.

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It was then time for more learning in the form of our science experiment to see if a camera placed INSIDE a football would add to the drama of the game. We found that, when used with our hot model test subjects, it definitely did.

It wouldn’t be a Boobie Bowl without a bold prediction from Andrea’s titties. Will she take the Panthers, whose near-perfect season is on the line, or will she choose the Broncos, who are trying to send Peyton Manning off into the sunset with one last wild win. In the end… the titties chose…. The Broncos! You heard it here first!

In a special treat, we had our favorite gambling aficionado KellyInVegas turn into KellyInStudio, as she joined us here in the Mini Mansion. We gotta say, she looks even better in person. Kelly agrees with Andrea’s pick, and only time will tell if their predictions ring true.

We then were officially introduced to the teams, and they got started with the first half of the Boobie Bowl: Blow Balls! The girls took to their knees and did their best to blow back the balls into the other team’s end zone. No way anybody could take that the wrong way.

We took a quick halftime, and returned with singer/songwriter Manika, whose new song “I Might Go Lesbian” (feat. Tyga) is out now! Manika talked about what it was like to pick who she would actually go lesbian with in her music video, and what Tyga thought of the whole thing (he was a fan).

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We then brought back Kelly and the gals to continue our Boobie Bowl games, this time with a cleavage catch contest that saw the models catch balls between their boobs. To close things out, we had a pantie field goal kick contest, and our girls shot their bottoms through the uprights to send us into the Big Game Weekend. Who won our game? Who knows! Who cares! It’s not about winning or losing, it’s about how you watch the game.

Wednesday 2/3/16

Posted in Uncategorized on February 3, 2016 by Playboy Morning Show

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Things skyrocketed early here in the Mini Mansion, as we celebrated the first woman to pilot the International Space Station on this date many years ago. Her legacy was immortalized in our game NASA or Ass-A, wherein our hosts, astronauts, and aliens all tried to guess whether a photo was of a celestial body or a terrestrial one.

Our firsts guests for the show were husband/wife duo Ron and Patti Marinari, authors of the new book “Bedchambers: A Marital Obsession with Erotic Love & Spiritual Oneness.” These power couple talked about how to keep marriages fresh after many years, and the techniques to continue trying to “out-service” each other. It’s like a New Jersey gas station: no self-service around here.

The models came in and asked our experts some hypothetical questions regarding specific relationship pitfalls, and even acted out what might be wrong. After hearing some advice, they then walked themselves through a possible solution, and we must say, dramatic recreations have never looked so good.

We took a quick two-minute hiatus before bringing in our next guest, Richard Patrick, lead singer of the band Filter, whose new song “Take Me To Heaven” is out now! Richard chatted with us about his time in Nine Inch Nails, and the time he had a freak-out on an airplane. But who hasn’t been there, am I right?

To close things out for us today, we had our models come in one last time to compete in an Unfiltered competition, where they each tried to one-up each others’ best orgasm stories. In the end, Cody scored points for her graphic recounting of her experience, and we danced our show to a close. We always save the last dance for you.

Tuesday 2/2/16

Posted in Uncategorized on February 2, 2016 by Playboy Morning Show

Tag! You’re It! And IT is the Playboy Morning Show.

Things got started today with a celebration of Groundhog’s Day, where our own groundhog, Richard, was coaxed out of his hole by our sexy models. They tried dancing, moaning, dirty talk, and leering gazes all in order to get Richard to pop up. We don’t think he saw his shadow… he was too distracted by the hot babes.

We then welcomed in our first guest, Miss February 2016, AND the last nude Playmate ever, Kristy Garett. Kristy comes to us by the way of Georgia (the country near Russia, not the state near Florida), and she showed off some of her linguistic skills. We, of course, asked her to teach us some swear words.

In our last ever nude Playmate Pick Six, Rachel came in to help Kristy pick some numbers from our question sheet. Kristy got all six correct, and a great tradition was fulfilled as she is the first ever last Playmate to do so.

We took a quick break and then welcomed in our next guest, Soraya Doolbaz, a photographer who’s made a name for herself by taking what she calls “Dicktures,” or pictures of dicks done up in different costumes. She says it’s a way to make the inevitable dick pics that women receive more fun and playful, rather than the simple dick next to a beer bottle for scale. We’re inclined to agree.

To close out the show, our girls came back in and showed off their Tit-ture characters, whom they made from some art supplies and their boobs. Oh yeah, and love. Lots of love.

Monday 2/1/16

Posted in Uncategorized on February 1, 2016 by Playboy Morning Show

February has begun! It may be the shortest month, but that doesn’t mean it won’t be any less packed full of great episodes of the Playboy Morning Show.

We started the show by combining political bumper stickers and our models’ hot bumpers (maybe you can see where this is going). That’s right, we had our models throw their proverbial hats into the election ring and show off their very own slogans, conveniently placed right on their rear ends. Honk if you’re horny!

Our first guest for the hour was Chris Gaida, author of the book “Arm Candy,” which is out now via Amazon, Kindle, Nook, Barnes and Noble, and anywhere else words are written on pages. The book follows Chris’ exploits as a ‘celebrity escort,’ and features hot gossip about Hollywood’s behind-the-scenes drama, and tips on how to get into any Awards After-Party. Just in time for the Oscars!

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We then had our models try their hands at being a red carpet liaison, walking their own “celebs” through a gauntlet of famous trials and tribulations. Don’t forget to smile.

After a quick break, we came back to welcome in our next guest, G Love, from the band G Love and Special Sauce, whose new album “Love Saves the Day” is out now. G Love talked about the new album, and about his early days playing guitar in Harvard Square and getting mistaken for a homeless man. Get the album and help keep G Love off the streets!

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To close out the show, we played Your Song Tit-les with our guest, as our sexy models came back in once more to silently act out the song titles from G Love and Special Sauces’ extensive collection. Try this out at your next party if you want people to quiet down.

Wednesday 1/27/16

Posted in Uncategorized on January 27, 2016 by Playboy Morning Show

Hey all you Playboys and Playgirls out there in internet land! Come check out a blog post for the Playboy Morning Show, baked fresh daily.

We started the show off with some light reading from our Fe-Mail box, where we skimmed through some letters from you guys about your thoughts, hopes, feelings, dreams, etc. We even liked a suggestion so much that we decided to drop everything and get to it right away.

That game is called Show Us What That Foot Do, and our models slipped out of their heels and onto some bohemian-style pillows to show us their talented feet. It’s hard enough for us guys to get a bra off or open a condom wrapper with our dumb hands, so these ladies really made us look bad, and looked good doin’ it.

We then checked out a silent movie-era Wedgie Wednesday video, proving that the love of wedgies predates sound in film. That concludes your fake history lesson of the day.

After hearing that there’s new evidence that Neanderthals’ traits exist in our lives today (no, we’re not talking about the people who keep posting dumb shit on Facebook), we decided to play some Neander-thongs. Our girls came in and grunted through their cave painting endeavors as Dan and Andrea tried to guess what they were drawing. Dan plays a pretty good caveman, don’t you think?

After our daily break, we brought in our guests for the show Christa Campbell and Lati Grobman, producing partners behind the Oscar-nominated documentary “Winter on Fire.” That movie’s on Netflix and you should definitely check it out. They talked about Christa’s history in the pages of Playboy (September 2007, in case you were wondering), and about how the two of them met at the Mansion. Playboy: bringing people together for over 60 years.

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To close out the show, our girls showed off their tactics to get their man to pay attention to them, rather than the TV, during a Netflix binge session. We gotta say, the only way your TV could be hotter… is if you tuned in to our show tomorrow.

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