It’s another Thursday in the Mini Mansion. Let’s go through the show.
We started things off by talking about the Yankee pitcher who got caught using pine tar during a game. We didn’t want our models doing any cheating during the show, so we gave one a quick strip-search to make sure everything was on the up-and-up. Turns out she was clean… and clean shaven.
Next, we talked with Mr. Skin, who brought us some more celebrity nudity to feast our eyes upon. If you want to get your eyes on some skin, head over to his website and see for yourself.
We also checked in throughout the show with our hot cop who brought to our attention some weird sex laws that exist in some states. We’re doing our best to keep our viewers out of jail, so if you’re in Wisconsin, don’t shoot a gun while your wife is having an orgasm, and if you’re in Iowa, you can’t have more than three drinks while you’re in bed. You’ve been warned.
After that, we welcomed in Ken Davitian, best known for his role in the cult favorite “Borat.” He’s promoting three different movies right now, including the release of “Sharkproof” on DVD. Check Ken out tonight on CBS’s “Two and a Half Men.”
While Ken was on the couch, we played the game “What Happens Next?” featuring another PlayboyTV show that airs on Saturday, “Swing.” We saw the lead-up to an event and then guessed what happened next, with the prize at stake being a sensual massage from one of our hot models. After three rounds, Ken came out the best and won his hard-earned massage.
After a short break, we talked on the phone with Tim, who spun the wheel of fantasy and landed on “Beer Wench.” Victoria got in her German garb and the other beer maidens gave her a good spank-down. It really didn’t involve beer, but we don’t really mind.