Thursday 7/30/15

Posted in Uncategorized on July 30, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

There’s still some juice left in our tank, it’s Thursday on the Playboy Morning Show!

We’re gonna jump right into it, which is appropriate, considering our first game today is called Beat Around the Bush. Our models came in and applied post-its to themselves closer or further away from their “bush” based on how much they enjoy that form of direct behavior. That’s called “getting to the point”.

Next up was our weekly phone call with Mr. Skin, who talked about nudity on the STARZ show “Power” and the original National Lampoon “Vacation” film. So basically, he’s covering his generational bases. That’s what Mr. Skin does, he brings people together.

After that, we checked out some stories from around the country and decided if they were Good Naked or Bad Naked. We even reenacted a story about a girl who crashed her car and streaked during a baseball game, all while under the influence of LSD. Talk about a bad trip.

We took a quick break and then brought in none other than (a) Tom Cruise (impersonator)! “Tom” talked about his new “Mission Impossible” movie, and about how he gets his power from scientology. In actuality, our guest is named Evan Ferrante, and he’s been making his living pretending to be one of the biggest movie stars ever for years now. Check out his Youtube channel for hilarious videos, and see for yourself how spot-in this impression really is. Woo!

To close out our show, we played a quick game of Position Impossible, where our girls drew titles of Tom Cruise movies out of a bowl and tried their best to invent a sex position on the fly. It’s a test of creativity, ingenuity, and flexibility!

Wednesday 7/29/15

Posted in Uncategorized on July 29, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

Brrap brrap brrap! Pon’ da floor for da Playboy Morning Show, boii!

Today’s show began with a discussion about a Darth Vader made entirely of sex toys, as built by a porn star. That’s one Empire we wouldn’t mind joining. We checked out if our models could utilize their own creativity to create mini action figures out of some of our Naughty Rabbit vibrators we had lying around our studio. Careful: these are a choking hazard.

Next, we brought in our first guest of the hour, Elaine Hendrix, star of FX’s new show “Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll,” which airs Thursdays at 10. Any show that utilizes so many ampersands is alright in our book, and it looks like it’s gonna make sweet ratings music for years to come, so hop on board with season 1 and then you can feel like a trend-setter. Elaine is also an animal lover, and if you love animals too, be sure to look up her “CAT-baret” event and see if you can help out. Because who doesn’t love pussy, right?

While Elaine was with us, we put our girls through our very own rock ‘n roll boot camp, first making them select their clothes in a hungover haze, then going on stage to show off some microphone and guitar-rocking skills. Don’t try these at home, our models are professionals.

We took a quick break and then welcomed in Michael Rosenbaum, star of the new TVLand show “Impastor,” which just had its series premiere earlier this month, and you can catch Wednesdays at 10:30. Michael talked about the edginess of his new show, and was even kind enough to make Andrea’s morning by doing his spot-on Keanu Reeves impression. Whoa.

To close out the show, we pitted Michael against our model angels and devil, in a game of Spread Your Wings. Michael threw bean bags into the cornhole as Devil Ashley tried to thwart his attempts to get our angels purely naked. Well, not including the wings and halo.

Tuesday 7/28/15

Posted in Uncategorized on July 28, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

One potato, two potato, three potato, BOOBS!

Welcome to another fabulous Playboy Morning Show! Things got going quickly this morning, as we had ourselves a little feeding frenzy with our models going after some grapes on the end of Dan’s fishing rod. I could’ve made a rod joke there, but chose not to.

We then talked our way through another one of our fantastic Hot Girl Focus Groups, this time going a little left of center to talk about voyeurism. When is it ok, how does it feel to watch or be watched, do your neighbors complain if you have sex too loudly… we’ve got a million things to discuss on this topic, surprisingly. Surprises are an inevitability with voyeurism, though.

We took a quick break and then came back with Tyler Seguin, NHL All-Star and current member of the Dallas Stars (appropriate, right?) After winning the Stanley Cup his rookie season, his career has only gone up, and now he has his sights set on getting back to the Finals. That’s that trademark Canadian competitive spirit at work.

To close out the show, we had our girls show off their hockey skills, by fighting, taunting behind the glass, and then shooting on goal. Wow. We never realized the true priorities of hockey skills before.

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Monday 7/27/15

Posted in Uncategorized on July 27, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s the only sure-fire way to chase away those Monday blues: The Playboy Morning Show!

Our show started off with a little Breas-lemania, due to Hulk Hogan getting blackballed (no pun intended) from the WWE due to his racist comments. Our girls stripped down and went thumb-to-thumb in a tournament of finger champions. Finally, all those hours spent Instagram-posting have paid off in the form of digit power.

Next, we checked out some crazy news stories from around the world in our Stupid Human News segment, where we tried to tell too good to be true from too strange to be fiction. After watching Andrea and Dan have a hard time with it, we don’t know what to believe anymore.

After that, we brought out the real talk for Tough Love, where Dan dropped some necessary truths on questions we got from viewers like you. If you want to have Dan yell at you about your personal problems, e-mail us! You may not want to hear it, but you might need to.

We took a quick break and then came back with Billionaire Hair, in honor of Donald Trump’s totally real, not at all a crazed fever dream run for office in 2016. Our girls made some Trump-esque merkins out of fur and money, just like the real Donald, and then put their creations to the test in our wind tunnel. Only the true Trump knows how his hair stays the way it is, despite any and all weather conditions.

To close out the show, we played Spin the Model, to put a sexy “spin” on horrifyingly devastating oil spills. There’s not much sexy about tons of crude washing up on a beach, even though it sounds like there should be, right? Our girls lubed up and spun our model/spinner to determine what activity they had to do. Caution: our girls are slippery when wet.

CHECK OUT A CLIP OF TODAY’S SHOW HERE

Thursday 7/23/15

Posted in Uncategorized on July 23, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

072315_01 072315_02 072315_03 072315_04 072315_05 072315_06 072315_07 072315_08 072315_09 072315_10 072315_11Welcome to the luckiest place on Earth outside of Ireland, it’s the Playboy Morning Show.

Speaking of luck, we started the show talking about Canadian man who not only survived a lightning strike, but also won the lottery. That’s a 1 in 2.76 trillion chance! Our hot girls know a thing or two about hitting the “genetic lottery” and we piggy-backed off that to flip a coin to see if they had to take their tops off while doing different tasks. It helps if you have a double-headed coin for this, it turns out.

Next up, we talked to Mr. Skin, who brought out some of the best puns we’ve heard from him (and that’s sayin’ somethin’) to regale us with his fantastic Mr. Skin Minute. It just wouldn’t be Thursday without him.

Our first guest this morning was Ms. Brittany Daniel, star of the new film “Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser,” which is available on Crackle right now. For free! So definitely check it out. She’s also starring in the final episode of BET’s “The Game” after 9 seasons, so give that a watch, too. Did we mention she’s single? You might have a shot at a date if you step up your Game. (See what we did there? ‘Cuz that’s the name of her show? Nevermind.)

While Brittany was with us, we paraded out our models to hear about the biggest losers they’ve ever dated (and we’re not talking weight loss here). We also had them make some redneck food items in honor of the new “Joe Dirt” film, forcing Dan to try some pretty nauseating-looking concoctions. In the trailer, they’d be considered a delicacy.

We took a short break and then brought in comedian and freind of the show, Steve Wilson. We love having Steve in the studio because HE loves it so much, but it’s good to hear that he’s been busy doing the whole “working” thing. It’s a nice second place to hanging out here every morning.

To close out the show, we played Name The Famous Wilson, where our girls acted out some charades about other famous “Wilson”s, including Steve’s grandmother who used to flick pee at him when he was bad. It’s an obscure tactic, but hey, it works.

Wednesday 7/22/15

Posted in Uncategorized on July 22, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

072215_01 072215_02 072215_03 072215_04 072215_05 072215_06 072215_07Happy Wednesday, Morning Show faithful, we had a wacky one today. Let’s check it out.

We started the shenanigans today with some Profit-Ability, a game that prepares our girls for financial success in the modern world through the different sexual exercises that ensure they’ll make more money in the future. If that doesn’t make sense, then maybe you haven’t heard about the study that says the number of times you have sex per week is directly tied to how much money you make. Maybe we should have mentioned that earlier.

We then checked out our newest Wedgie Wednesday opus, in honor of the new “Sharknado” film. And our production value is just as good as the film’s.

Next up, we talked Japanese game shows, those things you watch on Youtube and can’t believe are real. But they’re very real, and very strange, so we decided to take those existing ingredients and add in our own dash of sexiness, creating Blew Balls in our studio. The game features girls on their knees blowing balls into different goals, all while in weird wigs and headdresses. At the end, the winning team walked away with a crocodile, because why not.

After a quick break, we brought in our first guest of the day, Camille Balsamo from the TV show “Murder in the First,” Mondays at 10/9C on TNT. She plays the forensic analyst who has a huge crush on her female co-worker, and we have to say that we approve of that for multiple reasons. She’s also in a new movie that she helped Kickstart, called “Harbinger Down,” and it co-stars our next guest…

Legendary actor Lance Henriksen! “Harbinger Down” comes out on August 7th and deserves your attention, even if you didn’t give to the Kickstarter campaign. I mean, now’s the time to remedy your mistake. Don’t pass it up.

To close out the show, we played Scream Queens, in honor of the sci-fi/horror film that our guests are in to promote. Turns out, our girls may be the next stars of the screen, as long as they’re cool with dying in their debut films. Seems like they’d be good at it.

CHECK OUT A CLIP OF TODAY’S SHOW HERE

Tuesday 7/21/15

Posted in Uncategorized on July 21, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

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Our show started today with a Hot Girl Focus Group hot button issue: When Is It Cheating? Is fantasizing about someone else cheating? Should you tell the other person? Where’s the line? Our girls enlightened each other and hopefully you, but don’t forget to talk to your significant other(s) yourself. This PSA has been brought you by Honest Craig’s Marriage Licenses! Come on down to Craig’s and get hitched without a hitch.

Next, Andrea and Dan ran through some sex practices from far-away places that may seem weird to us, but make complete sense to the native populations. Sometimes it’s easy to forget that our way of doing it isn’t the only way, and we could learn a thing or two from our fellow humans. This PSA has been brought to you by Honest Craig’s Travel Agency! Come on down to Craig’s and take a vacation without taking a new mortgage on your house.

After we checked out which beer brand was most popular in each state, our girls came in to bounce some balls off each other’s butts in a game of Rear Pong. Only in this version, each cup comes with a state written on it that corresponds to a sexual position popular there. Wanna spoon? Maine’s the place to go. Wanna ride cowboy? Texas, of course. Wanna go missionary? Utah, probably.

We took a quick break and then brought in our guests for today, and no, you’re not seeing double… unless you are. Then you should see a doctor. But! Either way, our awesome guests for today were Adam and Cory Zinker, twins from the new VH1 show “Twinning,” which premieres tomorrow night. These two ex-footballers seem like they have what it takes to bring home the oddly specific $222,222.22 cash prize. To close out the show, our girls did their best twin impression (or twin-pression, if you wish) by pretending to be mirrors of each other as our twin guests judged. As if doing a sexy striptease wasn’t hard enough, now you have to be in sync with somebody else. Sure is fun to watch, though.

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