New Car…Toon-Up!
Here’s your cartoon for the week – a sneak peek into the pages of our upcoming March 2012 issue! Give us your best caption for the scene below, and you could win something cool and Hef-approved! (We’ve left the original caption for you this time – try to top it!)
The Playboy Morning Show 
February 6, 2012 at 3:23 pm
The hell with a mint on my pillow!
February 6, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Room upgrade! Hotel rewards programs would be hard pressed to top that.
February 6, 2012 at 3:28 pm
I gatta go to work…..wellllll maybe one more time…
February 6, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Now this is what I call 5 star treatment. Two big tits and a piece of ass for room service.
February 6, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Best room service ever
February 6, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Ooo WOW .. I know i ordered Baps for room service. but Damnnn thats customer service taken to the next level!!
February 6, 2012 at 4:36 pm
We upgraded your turn-down service, to turn-on service !!
February 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Guess what sis? I dipped my cock in mint.
February 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Don’t I deserve a bigger tip than that?
February 6, 2012 at 4:38 pm
Now this is a high class hotel, the maid doesn’t even look Hispanic.
February 6, 2012 at 4:39 pm
This downtown room came with a great downtown surprise!! 😉
February 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm
She’s going to be getting more then just the “tip” tonight!
February 6, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Just checking the sleep numbers…
February 6, 2012 at 4:51 pm
This is definetely not a Holiday Inn!
February 6, 2012 at 5:05 pm
House keeping…..you want hot towel? You want me fluff your pillow? You want me jack you off?
February 6, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Is this being charged to my account?
February 6, 2012 at 5:25 pm
This hotel has the best house keeping service in the town!
February 6, 2012 at 5:28 pm
Yeah, I think I’ll need that extra towel.
February 6, 2012 at 5:30 pm
Ah…I didn’t realize this hotel had hooker-pedic mattresses.
February 6, 2012 at 5:33 pm
Usually when I tell the hotel I’m allergic to chocolate, they just replace it with peanuts. This is Hef-tastic!
February 6, 2012 at 5:54 pm
“just stripping on the bed…..”
February 6, 2012 at 6:16 pm
I love these full service hotels.
February 6, 2012 at 7:31 pm
Excuse me sir, I must of fell asleep, i’ll leave now.
Guy sez: I should hope so my wife is coming.
February 6, 2012 at 7:42 pm
At this 4 star resort we make sure all amenities are complementary.
February 6, 2012 at 7:42 pm
Wow this is much better than getting hit in the head like i did in mexico.
February 6, 2012 at 8:14 pm
Sir do you know we are a full service hotel I mean full service!
February 6, 2012 at 9:12 pm
champagne wishes and Caviar dreams I love the Robin leach Tig-ol-biddie LasVegas Suite upgrade!
February 6, 2012 at 9:52 pm
Marco polo. Marco polo
February 7, 2012 at 4:19 am
YOUR NOT BOB!!!
February 7, 2012 at 4:20 am
This pay-per-view is so life like
February 7, 2012 at 4:20 am
Cheaper then the minibar
February 7, 2012 at 4:21 am
The exact moment when a business trip turns into a pleasure trip.
February 7, 2012 at 5:46 am
Hot bitch in my hotel room………..”TURN ON”
February 7, 2012 at 1:21 pm
I knew booking my own room would pay off
February 7, 2012 at 5:12 pm
This brings a new definition to “maid” to order.
February 8, 2012 at 10:53 am
WOW!!! I like the hotels in TITSburg.
February 9, 2012 at 2:26 pm
Sweet! I thought the ” breast western ” was a miss print.
February 9, 2012 at 6:42 pm
I knew booking the Clinton Suite would be worth it!!!
February 15, 2012 at 4:34 pm
PLEASE tell me my wife’s dead!