Thursday, 01/05/2012

We continued our sexy week with Playboy’s Co-Ed of the Week Kylee Noel. Kylee told us that she’s had quite a few sexual activities on the football field at Ole Miss & was bent over a Ole Miss statue! Now boys, her sex acts all started with her talking to the guy while sitting on a sideline bench on the field. See it does pay off to listen! We also found out that she knows NFL Quarterback for the Carolina Panthers, Cam Newton! Now, she wouldn’t comment about how ‘well’ she knows Cam, but thanks to Andrea & Kevin’s “journalistic” talents it was definitely implied that Kylee did more than just hang out with him at a friend’s house. Kudos to Kylee!!!

We also had some fun this morning with our First of the Year … Playboy Party Joke REEEMIIXXXX! We pulled jokes from January Playboy issues, both from the current issue and from past issues.  Here are the jokes we had you re-caption …

What’s the best thing about dating a Homeless Woman?

Why do men have to pay more for car insurance than woman do?

Why does a man have a hole in his penis?

What happens when you plan a threesome & one more woman walks into the bedroom?

Wednesday, 01/04/2012

Today we chatted with The Dog Whisperer,  Cesar Millan! He filled us in on what we can expect to see this coming season. For example, he helps a couple’s dog learn not to attack the man while the couple is trying to have sex! The problem got so bad, the couple had to hire a dog walker to get the dog out of the house so they can do the deed. So much for spontaneity! Cesar also told us that he taped an episode at the Playboy Mansion and worked with Hef’s dogs. Apparently, Cesar was very distracted that day because of the Playmates. Good thing he was able to compose himself, at least we think he was.

Sexy Playboy Models, Desiree Claire & Miss Bodhi joined us in the Mini Mansion for some Trampoline Trivia fun! The two girls competed against each other to see who knew more than the other. So as the girls took off their tops & bounced up & down on our in studio trampoline, we asked them 5 general questions. Since the girls tied, we had them get on the trampoline together for a Bumper Boobs Tie Breaker! Trust us … Bumper Boobs is the best way to break a tie. Desiree was the winner but realistically we all were winners!

 

P.S. … The lucky guys in the picture above are our dedicated Military Men who stopped by & took advantage of our Military Open Door policy! Thank you boys for your service!

Tuesday, 01/03/2012

Today we came to the aid of Playboy Model Megan Dills and self-described “die-hard Kentucky fan” after we found out that she was injured after the Kentucky vs. Indiana College Basketball game. When Indiana fans rushed the court after a three-point buzzer beater to defeat Kentucky, poor Megan was trampled on resulting in a sprained ankle & torn tendons forcing her to cancel a sexy lingerie photo shoot. Now we’re not picking sides but come on people, if there is a HOT girl cheering on her team … enjoy the view! We checked on Megan to make sure she is getting better. She told us, while wearing a white t-shirt without panties, that her injuries are healing & will be rescheduling her sexy photo shoot soon. YEAH! It’s a good thing her sex life wasn’t harmed and she can go back to enjoying four wheeler sex!

We got adventurous with Luke Tipple from SharkDiver.com to tell us all about the thrill and excitement of diving with sharks! This guy is no joke … he’s been diving since he was a teenager, spends 3 months out of the year diving with Great White Sharks and 2 months diving with Tiger Sharks. BADASS! Oh and gentlemen, his Australian Accent really got Andrea going during the interview, so if you want to turn Andrea on, you better have a really great Aussie Accent!

Playboy Special Edition Model Raquel Reese kept our water theme going this morning as she called us from her bathtub! Since it was 9 degrees this morning in Wisconsin, where she was, she decided to get warm by jumping into a nice hot bubble bath. We learned that she loves to play with herself while in the tub! Raquel also told us that her sexual specialty is oral and was told she was too HOT for her past job as a Funeral Director Apprentice. We agree!

Monday, 01/02/2012

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! We are back! Today we kicked off 2012 the sexiest way we know how … with HOT Playboy Models!!! We chatted with the First Cyber Girl of the Week for 2012, Ariana Leigh. She called us while laying naked in her bed (side note: see below … she tweeted us sexy pictured of herself between the sheets). We learned a lot about Miss Ariana, for instance light jazz turn her on, she is more attracted to women and starts every day with a pleasure session. After getting to know our Cyber Girl, we challenged her to a Sexy Scavenger Hunt. Since she was talking to us while naked, Andrea made her put on her sexiest pair of panties, Kevin made her go to the freezer and put an ice-cube in her panties and Andrea had her jump on her bed topless! TURN ON!

 

With 2012 here we had Playboy Models Crissy Henderson & Hollie Rochelle join us in the Mini Mansion to state their LEZ-olutions! Hollie’s LEZ-olution … A threesome with Playboy PMOY Sara Jean Underwood and Hollywood Hottie Megan Fox. Crissy’s LEZ-olution … A hot girl on girl erotic massage that leads into full on sex. To make these LEZ-olutions contractually binding we made the girls take BOOB OATHS! That’s right, we had Hollie & Crissy place their hands on each others breasts while swearing that they will complete their LEZ-olutions in 2012!

New Year Car…Toon-Up!

HAPPY 2012!

Give us your best caption for the cartoon below, featured in the pages of Playboy magazine. We’ll pick the best one and send the winner some cool, Hef-approved swag. Good luck!